The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home.

He walks into the kitchen, sees his wife cooking, and immediately starts yelling:

"CAREFULL!!! CAREFULL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! TURN THEM!!! FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!! COME ON!!!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!! ARE YOU BLIND!!!!! LET ME DO IT THEN!!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is getting more furious by the minute. When she couldn't take it anymore, she blurted: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? I've done this a million times. Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving and you sit next to me..."